"Smack A Hoe": To preform a viscious back handed smack to the face of an unruly piece of ass or otha brotha.
by Drew Collins June 01, 2006
The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!
by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009
saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.
"He's hot. I'd smack that."
by Erinnnnn May 10, 2006
by SURRETO November 04, 2010
1. 'crappity smack', phrase
Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.
I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.
by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009
Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack
by WAGWANNN February 08, 2015
Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.
Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"
"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"
"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"
by BombMan January 03, 2013