by Don't use your real name. If May 13, 2019
Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.
by meryaleen January 18, 2021
Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.
by Skinnybarbzxo January 04, 2021
A variance of the English language made popular by the cryptotwitter OG @insersebrah. Smol ting parlance is mostly practiced in tweets by @inversebrah and subsequent replies to them. The language is characterised by a minimalistic sentence structure, heavy use of shorthand and acronyms, while eliminating most of the formal punctuation, and prepositions. Recent evolution has seen elements of wassie terminology like swh (shaking wassie’s head) being used extensively in smol ting parlance.
You can see an example of smol ting parlance in this @inversebrah tweet: “iz oke your coin wil punp to”
by Crypto KKG September 10, 2021
An anime/real world person that is toooooo innocent and precious for this world. They must be protected at all cost.
Random friend: Have you seen yuri on ice?
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
by Cherry_Blosom July 29, 2017
Transphobe or right wing maga cry baby. Someone who voted for Trump, gets offend at masks, vaccines and human kindness. Snowflake who cries over a beer commercial and keyboard warriors online, but never to anyone's face.
by terf hunter May 14, 2023
by Mada Arashi December 19, 2018