Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

Sleep

Something you are missing

What is your favourite thing to do?
I LIKE SLEEPING BUT I CANT SLEEP IF U KEEP TEXTING ME AT 3 AM!!

by Avathequava July 9, 2020

Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021

Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

Sleep

Resting

I am sleeping

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Sleep

Something I never get enough of you know, but you need to sleep. But lets say you can't sleep, It's 1 in the morning , you already have eye bags under your eyes... You have to go to work in about 5 hours. You get high on coffee and when you show up to work you tell your boss

"help i need some sleep, i havent slept for 2 days."

by Felixwho January 4, 2020