shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

sharteo

a word meaning "shart" but in spanish terms.

ese baño huele a sharteo, no entres!

by meltif February 20, 2017

shartimusprime

A hella sick Youtube action figure reviewer with a taste for Marvel Legends

Jay C- 'Oi man, is shartimusprime's merch still available?'
Sean Long- 'Yeah man, it is.'

by omega_red June 24, 2018

shart buckle

a shart buckle is basically just your best friend/ 4lifer and u have to love them forever.

me (ryley) : hey guys i gotta go i see my shart buckle
my shart buckle dalila : HAYYY BITCHHHH
me : HAYYYY

by ryley<3 November 18, 2021

Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.

Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!

by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010

Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy June 19, 2016