Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

discordbot-script

A pretty bad approach of a framework that uses discord.js to interact with discord api
If you had to use this I'd recommend to just quit.

RandomIdiot: Hey! I made my first bot using discordbot-script!
Programmer: ...Why do you exist.
Programmer2: I bet it can send a message.idd!

by randomgyfromitnert July 12, 2021

fliping the script

a woman so confused about her sexuality that she goes from being butch to femme then femme to butch all in a matter of minutes.

are you fliping the script again???
i cant decide what i want to be today hmmmmmm butch or femme. i dont know cause im so confused.

by bitchnugget777 December 8, 2009

Running the script

Do what you have to, or have been told to. Such as just being friends with your new ex, or hoovering the house.

Guy 1 - Hear you and Holly broke up, you ok with just being mates?

Guy 2 - Not really no, but im just "Running the script"

by ExtremeImpressionZ January 9, 2011

Stick to your script

You say this when someone is being nosey or is trying to cause/stirring drama.

Mabel ‘hey Betty what are you talkin about?’
Betty ‘stick to your script Mabel that’s what!!’

by Godsangelgall December 13, 2018

the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

by shrek man May 5, 2021

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