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Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
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Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
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