shardgent

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scaredphobia

Where you are scared to be scared most dear devils have this phobia, most commonly found in emo boys, emo girls, baddies and dear devils. If you have this phobia you hide it because you don’t want anyone too know that you’re scared. An exemple is:

Person 1: *gulp*
Person 2: are you scared?
Person 1: n-n-no you know i’m not scared of anything

Person 2: okay
*at person 1’s house*
Person 1: what is scaredphobia

Person 1: I-I-I-I have scaredphobia…..

by Llama Queen August 17, 2021

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019

Blades shard

It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.

Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard

Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs

by Blade sells good shard April 30, 2020

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021