shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

by matttatts September 6, 2011

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

by DamianaSola February 11, 2014

Cracker Shake

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth

And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.

after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

Stretch & Shake

A body reset for a dog.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018

Shimmy shake

To actively sell drugs

Im on the shimmy shake

by lil neeks October 18, 2020