Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.

“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”

by しど September 25, 2020

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The only way you can predict your future is to make it yourself

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by Scheme_ November 23, 2021

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021

Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

by V falls December 28, 2024

Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.

Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025