One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011
Get the Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden huntermug. by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
Get the AsM Samuraimug. taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016
Get the Samurai Pipelinemug. Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
Get the Bearded Samuraimug. Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
Get the Velvet samuraimug. by I like big tit July 8, 2021
Get the Samurai choppermug. A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
by Rahnderson April 23, 2011
Get the samurai pandamug.