An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.
I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!
by FrankenDanny September 03, 2020
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by kirixbaku November 23, 2021
The best fucking and most underrated band in existence, who's songs you have to listen to twice to actually like. Almost all of their songs are on YouTube.
by Maxter084 August 17, 2022
Someone who strives for peace, but isn't afraid to go to war for what they believe in. Of course, a rebel at heart, one hates the norms of the society they were born into and generally expresses that artistically.
by RebelSaint July 18, 2015
A school for the rich white people of El Campo. In most cases leads to early pregnancy, and drinking problems. Everyone who goes to Saint Phillips, lives together, drinks together and have babies together.
Person 1: Hey you know them Saint Phillips Kids?
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
by White_Joker64 June 17, 2017
An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 22, 2014