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creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.
Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.
by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022
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Site-stalk

The action of rapid website/page refresh to stay as up to date as possible.
Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
by authy February 9, 2023
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura
Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
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Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.
Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.
by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011
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Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.
(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 6, 2011
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