Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 10, 2013
Killer sperm is the sperm that comes out at the start and end of an ejaculation. It's purpose is to kill other mens sperm that could still be inside the pussy.
by wormzz August 12, 2009
When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
Pre-Ejaculation
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons
by twistednick December 28, 2009
n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.
meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.
by Veektoastia March 27, 2008
A group of extra cool kids the have the words "cum" "sperm" or "cell" in their name and follow cumcell and sperm squad on Insta
by the_roman_sperm November 10, 2018