fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018

Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018

southern dusting

When you eat out an old lady

SK gave Edna a nice southern dusting at the cracker barrel after church.

by Dbayne30 August 26, 2021

Southern Piggy

When a girl gets on her hands a knees with an apple on her mouth and start squealing while being fucked.

I really wanted to try the southern piggy on Susan that weekend

by Obama’s Dog February 14, 2020

Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex

"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"

by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015

Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013