shadow smurf 

black midget

that shadow smurf loves fried chicken

shadow smurf by Nakattack December 9, 2010

choke the smurf 

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

choke the smurf by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

what the smurf 

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me

teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf

what the smurf by zimbobaway lou July 25, 2008

Smurf Coke 

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.

"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."

Smurf Coke by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008

Smurf Poo 

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

Smurf Poo by Skinuss May 18, 2008

Purple Smurf

The act of being deep throated by a midget

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her

Purple Smurf by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011

smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).

"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."

smurf turf by HTC February 5, 2008