A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

Simpanzee

A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)

A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.

by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021

simp

a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.

i’m not a simp for treating them right

by alyssashav05 August 16, 2020

Simp King

Kole

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.

by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020

Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

by Anti simp June 1, 2020

Simp

A man who does anything to suck up to a woman for the simple goal of making her like him more than others.
Like giving her gifts to make her happy, or donating loads of money to her if shes a twitch streamer.

(Example of a simp:Dinonuggets (twitch streamer) )

Person 1:Oh god, here comes Greg Heffley, hes such a simp.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.

by Gamergirlbathwater March 25, 2020

Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.

Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.

by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020