Dick-shit

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
by Blood-lover June 18, 2018
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Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dam i just took a dick shit!
by Bruno the bull. July 11, 2018
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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