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Dirty Samurai

Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.
I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.
by Bubbabobobbrain August 15, 2008
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samuel adams

The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.
Samuel Adams: always made a good decision
by lambofslayer September 21, 2005
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samurai

A social class of Japan formed in the 12th century during the conflict between the Taira and Minamoto families during the Heian Era. The elite of society, they were the only class allowed to wear a sword in public (the longer katana and the shorter wakizashi). They refer to themselves as "bushi" rather than "samurai". Each samurai is trained in the art of warfare, martial arts, the sword, or the spear as well as in the way of Bushido. Each region developed their own unique style of swordsmanship or kenjutsu (such as Yagyu Shinkage-ryu as opposed to Itto-ryu) . The samurai is a cultural symbol of the ideal traits of the Japanese people- loyalty, honor,a centered mind, and attention to detail. During times of peace (Tokugawa Shogunate, 1600s+)the samurai would become artisans, farmers, or idlers (ronins/vagabonds). Their decline came in the late 19th century, with the Westernization of Japan and the advancements in weaponry.
Samurai during the 19th century spent more time drinking sake than fighting.
by kshinomori June 29, 2004
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Samuel

The most hottest boy. The nicest boy out there, doesn't always show his care for people, but he does care. He would do anything to cheer someone up, he is loved by someone for sure.
samuel is the hottest
by 242011 November 24, 2011
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Samuel

Big dick god who gets all the girls and is a baller he has 50 million cars and gets pussy 25/7. No one will ever step up to a Samuel cause he will beat ur ass. Also his penis terrifies people once whipped out because of how huge it is
Guy 1 :Omg who is that pussy slayer over there

Guy 2 : that is Samuel, don’t step to him or else he will beat ur ass
by The beast slayer 123 May 17, 2020
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Samurai Wrong

A slang term amongst certain internet communities to denote an egregious degree of wrongness, incorrectness, or inaccuracy. The phrase was coined in mid 2005 when someone organized a viewing of Akira Kurosawa's film "The Seven Samurai". Unforunately the listing advertising the showtime of the film was from 2003.
The Mars probe crashed because the flight team didn't convert english measurements to metric? Man, that's not just wrong, it's Samurai Wrong!
by scarymike July 30, 2005
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Samuek

Some one who is shit at spelling
Your are such a samuek
by Scole8912 February 1, 2017
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