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floor-seeker

a beer that makes you pass out

Credit: Jason Sampietro
Warning: That beer will is quite a floor-seeker.
by moonjelly August 4, 2018
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Hole Seeker

A person whom enjoys massive exploratory spelunking while riding a mechanical tit surrendering control of their walnuts resulting, predictably, with Earthquaking ejaculation because the hole seeker requires juicy fornication.
Damn, Paul, he starts out riding high, but quickly becomes a hole seeker.
by Blackpanties August 25, 2021
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Seeker

Someone who has become enlightened in the ways of the universe by accepting they know nothing about it.
After months of meditation, smoking ganja, and eating, Joe realized he knew nothing. Overwhelmed with a desire to understand, and knowing that he never would, Joe became a Seeker.
by WeedSeeker August 30, 2010
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Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.
Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.
by TheForener April 30, 2013
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Seeky

Wenda was looking seeky as she put down that textbook.
by Webster's Dictionary March 6, 2015
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A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017
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Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
by Stevehnh April 10, 2011
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