Scorpihoe

This person is a Scorpio born between October 23 and November 22, but they ooze even more sexual energy then the average Scorpio. Scorpihoes are the most sexual beings! All they think and talk about is sex, how Scorpios are the best sign in bed, and how kinky they are.

Me: I started talking to this Scorpio but they don’t even want to go on a real date, all they talk about is how they want to tie me up in bed.
Friend: Omg you’re talking to a Scorpihoe, you better like getting handcuffed!

by Gayvampire13 May 1, 2019

Rusty Scorpion King

When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.

Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.

For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.

Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.

by Walbs September 27, 2008

SCORPIONS

Scorpions are the best bands in the world and throughout history.

cause they're Unbreakable!!!

by Unbreakable April 9, 2004

scorpion

A undead Spectre. His name was Hanzo Hasashi and he was once alive and was a ninja in a clan of assassins. He was killed by a rival clan member, Sub-Zero, and was cast into the Netherrealm. He returned to kill Sub-Zero, but later vowed to protect his younger brother in the future. He is not evil, but he is not good, either. Recently was "killed" by being thrown into Shang Tsung's Soulnado and was ripped apart by it's heavenly power.

Scorpion, the ninja Spectre, can use a spear. "Get over here!"

by Valtane July 25, 2003

The Scorpions

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica

Hey dude i was listening to the acoustic version of Huricane 2000 and it was friggin awesome! I love the scorpions.

by cb_32 July 1, 2006

Scorpion Queen

A woman who uses men for their own self gratification. Normally a nymphomaniac

Person 1: How did your date go last night?
Person 2: I think she was a scorpion queen. She ditched me this morning!

by neemonster July 15, 2010

scorpion

A snowboarding term for when a n00b catches his/her toeside edge and faceplants at high speed. As he/she goes down, his/her legs flop backward at the knees and his/her snowboard smashes into his/her back, thereby resembling a scorpion's tail. Painful to experience, amusing to watch.

Haha, look at that gaper scorpion off those rails." "Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

by rustydomino March 20, 2011