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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex

Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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A Rotunda of Billionaires

For Trump's inauguration in the Capitol building on 20 January 2025, the elite, extremely wealthiest billionaires got front row seats to the swearing in of the politician they've spent so much money on, to win favor for their continued profiteering. Like a gaggle of geese, or a murder of crows, a grouping of mega-filthy-rich is referred to as "A Rotunda of Billionaires."
See these guys all lined up to kiss the ring? <A Rotunda of Billionaires> is here.

It's rare to see <A Rotunda of Billionaires> out in public together, instead of usual backrooms.
by scortch103 January 20, 2025
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Goblerina Rofluccina

The CEO of Gob Co.
X: You work at Gob Co., right?
Y: Well... I'm actually Goblerina Rofluccina, the CEO of Gob Co.
by FoxythebloxerIsKing September 27, 2025
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Chili Cheese Rollup

Dirahea shitting in a uncircumcised cheese dick then jacking him off till he tops it with gooey jiz
He wanted a gas station chili dog but I gave him a chili cheese rollup instead
by KremyChkn October 4, 2025
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