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Robert

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.
Robert Mokbel
by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010
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Robert

by Gggggggggbb June 10, 2016
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Robert

A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.
Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.
by OleBanole September 4, 2015
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Robert

Some loud ass homeless motherfucker who looks like a man baby and randomly shows up to someone's party waiting for food to get done eats and leave and sucks cock for 10 cent (just like my rap name)
Dude don't pull a Robert right now you fuck
by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016
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Robert

A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)
Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before!
Friend: Oh he must be a Robert...
Girl: <3
by man-golovesyou:) March 5, 2011
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Robert

robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend
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Robert

Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.
He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.
by Chipper Sheen September 14, 2010
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