Riley

An extremely amazing guy who is extremely attractive. He has a huge dick and he fucks girls all the time. Sometimes he gets into a lasting relationship. When he is not having fun in bed, he can be seen with a couple close friends. He knows a lot of people but he isn't friends with most of them. He is very nice to most people and he can sometimes trust people a bit too much for his own good.

Bob: "That guy fucks girls all the time"
Jim: "Yeah, his name must be Riley or something"

by MuchDogeVeryWow September 21, 2015

Riley

1. A person who acts in such a mannor as to make a fool of him/her self( As in the case of Pat Riley).
2. An action performed by an individual or group lacking in luster, hilarity, rhyme or reason, which may also be, stupid, idiotic, or sophomoric.

Aka: Rileyed, Rileys', Blasco

"Way to go riley!"

"Geez, you really rileyed that one."

by Dubs July 14, 2004

Riley

The child you purposely leave at the zoo because she’s not as good as the other sibling.

“Damn, I guess she’s the Riley of the family”

by Cocopuff68 August 12, 2018

Riley

A "Riley" is an extremely lazy worker. Generally, this individual is constantly smoking marijuana cigarettes, and attempts to claim superior work ethics to his fellow workers.

Get back to work, Riley

by Clement September 19, 2005

Riley

Riley is a smart and independent male. But he is a piece of shit that is too shy to do anything. A fucking retard is what I am and I have lots of ‘friends’. I’m in love but I know that the person that I’m in love with will never love a fucking piece of shit like me. I’m writing this because this is the only way to express my feelings. I hate my life

Riley is a fucking piece of shit that will never know da wae.

by RD3012007 July 23, 2018

Riley

Riley isn’t that bad of a person. She laughs to much. Looks like a dyke, but isn’t. She pretty much wears the same clothes everyday. She’s severely depressed and anxious but pretends she isn’t. Besides those things she’s very caring even though no one cares about her.

“Why does Riley even leave her house? No one wants to look at her.”

by Ripley892 March 10, 2019

Riley

A ugly ass motherfucker that is weak as fuck and his nose is the shape of a fat penis. Not even one girl isn’t attractive to him because of his dick nose that grows and grows all the way to his forehead. He is an asshole and he does not give a fuck about your feelings

Wow look at Riley
Riley has a small dick!!!

by # The slick Asian man June 7, 2018