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Face Razor

The process of ripping a person's leg hairs out with your teeth. Most commonly used as a threat, instead of an actual practice.
If you grab me one more time, I'm going to give you a face razor and show you the meaning of pain.
by Tyson the Bastard May 18, 2006
mugGet the Face Razormug.

Shapiro's Razor

An epistemological razor commonly utilized by American conservative political commentator, public speaker, and exceedingly amateur violin player, Ben Shapiro. Typically involving the use of "facts" and "logic", it states that the objective strength of an argument or claim is directly proportional to the speed with which it is spoken, and the complexity of word-choice displayed.
Ben Shapiro: Facts don't care about your feelings.

Sentient Human: Again, it may just be my failure to understand Facts and Logic, but I am having trouble understanding how population-level generalizations about the moral characteristics of particular ethnic groups can be anything other than bigotry.

Ben Shapiro: I don't frankly give a damn what you think of me since I've never heard of you. REKT.

Shapiro then makes use of Shapiro's Razor to shut this Libtard down by speaking so quickly and so eloquently, that the less intelligent Leftist could not respond.
by Guy Phoenix July 6, 2020
mugGet the Shapiro's Razormug.

speed razor

My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.
Speed Razor is coming by later.
by kcheimer June 26, 2008
mugGet the speed razormug.

Razor clipper

People who buy razors with trimmers on the end to shave their blue waffle and turning it on to their clippers to get extreme pleasure.
Adam put heathers razor clipper on her blue waffle to make her cum real hard
by EMake May 18, 2011
mugGet the Razor clippermug.

razor kiss

When two people making out add razors to the mix. When they french kiss, the razors will cut their tongues and they will be able to feel tongue and taste blood at the same time.
Person 1: Look at those two vampire chicks razor kissing!
Person 2: That's hot... look at the blood dripping from their mouths.
by cascada May 9, 2006
mugGet the razor kissmug.

razor ramon

getting head and the girl has razors in her mouth
she just razor ramoned me and it hurts
by corey oconnor May 30, 2003
mugGet the razor ramonmug.

Razor Blade

The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.
"IM EMO!"
"Go get a razor blade."
by Inanimate June 19, 2007
mugGet the Razor Blademug.

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