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raisin

When a russian and an asian preform intercourse the resulting spawn is a "raisin"
Niko: Lets have sex!
Aiko: Ok!
Niko: We're gonna have a "raisin"!
Aiko: Yay!
by Fizzlebitch May 23, 2008
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rum and raisin

Cockney rhyming slang for numb sensation - in the backwards sense. Occasionally abbrieviated to raisin. People that are labelled as a raisin also occasionally get referred to as a raspberry ripple.
I just saw James and Craig trying to type out a letter, but they got it all wrong. They really are a pair of Rum and Raisins.
by Bradley Martin August 15, 2006
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Butt raisins

The small, stubborn slivers of shit that come out of your ass after you're finished with a dump. Nothing comes out unless you strain every muscle in your ass for 20 minutes until you finally release the butt raisins.
Man, my asshole is empty, but those butt raisins really put a toll on me *huff* huff*
by Bob Brown December 2, 2007
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Nick And Raisin

A 5 inch penis that is also 1 1/2 inches wide. Also a guy who is a small and dinky abusive asshole who needs to grow some balls and a vagina :)
"Oh man I had sex with him and he was such a Nick And Raisin, I mean his penis was tiny and he was really mean."
by St.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club January 26, 2010
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raisin weekend

weekend of fuckery and hazing for first years at the university of st andrews. academic parents make their many 1st year children drink dangerous amounts of alcohol and then parade around town on scavenger hunts covered in sharpie 'sin marks'. raisin sunday is for drinking, raisin monday is for the foam fight.

apparently used to be wholesome in the 1700s or something but defo not anymore
Mom: are you coming home for ILW when classes are down

1st year: I can't leave early for ILW , I gotta stay for raisin weekend!

1st year: what should I expect on raisin

Academic parent: wear clothes you don't care about, and get ready for alcohol poisoning.
by thedraemperor November 7, 2019
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goat raisins

goat raisins, goat droppings, goat feces, goat poop.
The ground in the goat pin looks like it's covered with raisins, goat raisins.
by BloughMi February 15, 2017
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cum raisin

(n) Bits of cum left to congeal in hair. (cousin to the dingleberry)
(comp noun) An annoying person/thing.

(ex> too many auto-corrects, not enough accurate auto-corrects make your phone a cum raisin) (also, A negative Nancy type person can be a cum raisin.)
The cum raisin is a dastardly annoyance when you fail to wash properly after a good romp.

Don't be such a cum raisin Danny!
This effing cum raisin is riding my ass!
Debbie Downer negative Nancy incorrect auto-correct
<this random word actually flew out of my mouth when my phone acted up one day, the rest is history.>
by a tyrannical lewd whim November 13, 2017
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