soggy raccoon

Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.

When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries

by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020

iPad raccoon

Me
I am iPad raccoon

iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!

by iPad racoon January 5, 2021

Exotic Raccoon

When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.

Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.

by Kailo. December 6, 2017

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

Raccoon toonz

An animator who get's inspired by raccoon hats, he does nasty into socks and is very kawaii and not hot at all, unless it's his pov of course, he is blending a baby for his next short vid, but you wouldn't know since you're an utter twat

Raccoon toonz: it's the name of a youtuber

by You Don't know who this is 69 April 13, 2021

raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 13, 2021

Raccoon cunt

A person who appears to eat trash

That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies

by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020