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Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.
Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017
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Nigger Roulette

like Russian but instead of the gun you get a bowl of condoms and one has a whole in it, and instead of dying you have to pay child support
Tyrone- “Hey Marshawn why you got a child support bill in the mail
Marshawn- “Lost a game of Nigger Roulette in 2008”
by animegeekOwO July 13, 2022
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Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
by Unknown933 June 18, 2017
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Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.
Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.
by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011
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Nutt Roulette

The act of cumming in another dude's urethra and having him have sex with a chick and ejaculating your cum and his cum into the woman to see who's semen will get her pregnant.
My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.
mugGet the Nutt Roulettemug.

Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
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Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021
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