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Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
by scher&air February 4, 2012
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The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily
The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol
by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019
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Gentleman's reading room

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter
by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003
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drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.
the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.
by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008
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popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.
Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.
by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017
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Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.
my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!
by skydnee July 4, 2008
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Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?
Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?
by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019
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