rapid deceleration syndrome

(abbreviated to RDS)

Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.

Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall straight on.

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS usually refers to death.

"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome"

"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS while out biking the other day"

by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007

wisconsin rapids steamer

taking a crap on the area above a womans vagina and then rubbing it in her vaginal area with ur penis.

melissa is taking a shower cause she had a wisconsin rapids steamer last night at the party.

by mr pines June 27, 2012

The Rapinoe

Noun: An expansive gesture of triumph or accomplishment. Form: standing tall, arms upraised and to the side. Slight torso tilt, left hand higher than right. Head tilt to left, chin defiant, gazing to distance, a look of serene satisfaction on the face. The definitive replacement for "The Dab".

Verb: To Rapinoe. Plural form: Rapinoes. Past tense: Rapinoed.

"She did damned well and knew it, and did the Rapinoe in celebration."

"I nailed that landing and Rapinoed like a boss to the cheers of the crowd."

by Tobadef July 9, 2019

Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Cedar Rapids

One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.

How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

by Robert M. L. Johnson January 8, 2009

coon rapids minnesota

The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work

Coon rapids minnesota is bunk

by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017

Grand Rapids, MI

Also known as "Grand Crapids" or "Crap Rapids," a shitty city in West Michigan. The unemployment rate is 12% and the shopping centers and roads are PACKED 24/7. No one has a job yet everyone is buying stuff and crowding up the stores. The sky is gray 9 out of 12 months, the sun does not exist there in 9 mths, which makes you freezing, pale, and depressed. Full of ghetto people and bums who ask for money, and if you give them food they throw it back in your face, cuz you damn well they wanna buy some weed! Nothing to look at. There are no mountains - its flat as fuck. Burglaries and crime are rampant. Home of the Rodrick Dantzler killing spree. People do not know how to drive. The "beach" is not a beach. It is like a shitty, cold ass arctic icy body of water. And last but not least the vehicles look like they are just coming from a war zone in Iraq, or were used for practice in military bombing. There are no auto inspections and no one knows how to use a f@#king turn signal/directionals-which explains why every car looks like it came from a war zone because of accidents, or possibly being hit by IEDs (and no one has money to fix it, nor do the cops care if your car ain't safe to drive!) If you have lived somewhere else other than here, than you KNOW what I'm talking about...welcome to life in a third world country...

Hey, have you been to Grand Rapids, MI? Oh yeah, that shitty city in the US that is like Afghanistan!

by Zooky1 January 14, 2012