Person 1: My wife just left me... and she took the kids too... what should I do?
Person 2: You should quit life. It's not worth living anyway.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: QUIT. LIFE. KILL YOURSELF.
Person 1: *pulls the trigger*
Person 2: You should quit life. It's not worth living anyway.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: QUIT. LIFE. KILL YOURSELF.
Person 1: *pulls the trigger*
by rhapsodyshadow May 23, 2022
Get the Quit lifemug. by helloiamsean September 10, 2021
Get the rage quittingmug. by hopewood January 21, 2019
Get the quite the tattiemug. The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018
Get the Quit and spitmug. Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?
Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok
omg he rug quit?? no way
Person 2: Why Leave?
Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok
omg he rug quit?? no way
by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023
Get the Rug Quitmug. 1. The highest degree of cool.
2. Slightly cooler than cooler than being cool. (See also: ice-cold)
3. incredibly cool
2. Slightly cooler than cooler than being cool. (See also: ice-cold)
3. incredibly cool
by g0g September 25, 2014
Get the Quite the coolmug. “a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“
by Vertaci June 9, 2021
Get the Quit Shakingmug.