python

a badass snake
also a neat way of speaking.

IM A PYTHON BITCH

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 14, 2017

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

don-python

When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.

DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!

He did the Don-python!

by Don chertt December 4, 2011

Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023

console.log in python

a phrase that describes a programmer who either completely doesn't know what his/she/they is doing or a programmer that is very skilled in their craft. The phrase is also used to describe skids (script kiddies) which also falls into the category of not knowing what they are doing.

Programmer A: OMG, I'm so good at coding, I can use console.log in python.

Everyone else: WTF are you talking about.

by a very incredible programmer January 30, 2023

Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

Python

A bitch made ass programming language for pussies

P1: I program

P2: I program as well

P1: What language? C? Java? C++

P2: Python

P1: Bitch made ass nigga

by Jeviaun January 19, 2024