IB Program

The International Baccalaureate program or IB Program is a very exclusive program in which the people who created it’s only goal is to drag there student as close to suicide as physically possible without losing their jobs. This program will quite literally make you lose your marbles. You thought you liked school? Not anymore. You thought you liked art? Not anymore. You like Music? Well too fucking bad. This program will crush your hopes and dreams until you are nothing but zombie filled with useless information. As someone in this program i can attest to the shear amount of times you will threaten to quit the program but just can’t bring yourself to do it. IB is a cult. The only positive thing this program will lead to is severe alcoholism, and addiction to narcotics, a deadly STD, or if you get lucky, a stoner who has lost self respect. On the bright side though colleges might like you slightly better! 👍

If i stay in the IB program i might actually hannah baler myself.

by Fawkchs December 7, 2021

Progressive Metal

A form of music that takes a very intelligent person to comprehend and appreciate.
The intelligence is usually shown by the fact that the people that like prog metal can actually spell Dream Theater's name right, as opposed to the people who hate on prog/Dream Theater

Tard: "Dream TheatRE and every other progressive metal band suck!!!!!"

Me: "It's spelled Theater you fucking idiot, go wank to some gay Green Day shit."

by BlackwaterPark June 10, 2010

Enemy of Progress

Often abbreviated to EOP. Someone who hinders progress or positive situations.

John walks past as Lisa is taking a picture of something.

Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".

by vraidiscours May 14, 2014

Progress Barf

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.

Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"

by The Beezle October 13, 2011

progsnobbery

The act of asserting one has superior musical taste because they prefer progressive rock of English and Canadian origin from the 1970s.

In a display of epic progsnobbery, Don insisted that King Crimson has made a far more valuable contribution to modern music than James Brown, Bob Marley and Johnny Cash combined.

by Mrs. two lumps December 14, 2016

progonmar

The STRONGEST FAMILY in the WORLD with there members being (Nia The Grandma), (Rivvy the Grand Uncle), (Four The Dad), And (Joey the Son)

YOOOO PROGONMAR THE BEST FAMILY PULLING UP DRIPPED OUT NGL 😳😳😳

by Vriends October 8, 2020

tuple-programming

In programming languages, such as Lisp, Python, Linda, and others, a tuple (pronounced TUH-pul) is an ordered set of values. tuple-programming is a new agile software development practice where a group of more than 2 programmers sit around a workstation and work together on a problem.

The AI team at Cresta is tuple-programming this afternoon.

by strin May 17, 2019