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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour
Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.
by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023
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Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)
John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 2, 2024
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Worlds fattest priest

the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .
Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”
by icarlyfan14 April 11, 2022
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Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile
My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church
by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021
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