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Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.
Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.
by Growlvin September 29, 2012
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Powder High

The feeling and excitment one gets from shredding the perfect powder line. Commonly found in the sport of snowmobiling. Many have compared it to the feeling of being greater or bettter than sex.
I am so powder high after that four foot snow.
by nickandkristin!!!! November 19, 2010
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Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.
Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.
by DRSD October 19, 2021
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Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.
A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
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powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.
Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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powder job

the act of covering one's balls in baby powder and slapping someone else across the face, much like the make-up artists for older movies and in cartoons
Jimmy awoke with a start when Bob yelled "MAKE-UP" and proceeded to give him a powder job
by dabandit6887 July 23, 2010
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powder poot

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart
Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.
by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017
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