Postcumascent

The smell of a cock after ejaculation or sexual intercourse.

Man, my dick had major postcumascent after banging Lucy.

by Studhill December 3, 2014

postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.

Jalin has some possum lips.

by 870savage February 23, 2017

possum juice

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"

"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"

by PossumJuice July 13, 2017

possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp

Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power

by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018

Postmolonin’

Anything that is complete bullshit

Dude you fucked up!, man I know I was postmolonin’

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 17, 2019

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.

He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.

by Opossums January 14, 2021