photographizing

Taking an excessive number of photographs in an attempt to capture something that isn't there. The act of speaking philosophy through photography.

Dude, quit with photographizing already.

by Wilbur Kookmeyer January 26, 2009

Digital Photography

A popular hobby involving the regular purchase of increasingly expensive and hopelessly complex image capture equipment in order to keep pace with alleged improvements to such aparatus.

"I'm into digital photography, Frank!"
"Sod that, Dave! You'll have to remortgage the house!"

by Laurence Thomas Fowler October 1, 2007

buffy photographer

In a certain episode of buffy the vampire slayer the one with the fish-men she falls down a hole and the camra is position so when looking down the hole you see down here top and bra.

Oh my goodness, they hired the buffy photographer for that Be'oncey video

by mwhaahah May 26, 2004

Canadian Photographer

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.

Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.

by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006

Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".

Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.

by Ivan P February 28, 2008

poonography

the act of being a poon

Damn that poon is mad fizzafuzzy

by matt & nat March 18, 2004

mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.

As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.

by navimation November 13, 2006