period

a term used to describe a woman’s monthly 3-7 day experience of pure hell, including being what seems like stabbed in the uterus, bleeding out of your vagina like niagara falls, and going full on bitch mode.

“i think patricia is on her period, she yelled at janet that she was going through hell and didn’t wanna deal with her shit while bleeding out of her vagina.”

by bree m September 25, 2017

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basically a womens uterus wants you to bleed to death.

you: it's a wonderful day today
uterus: BLEED BITCH!
you: damn it
uterus: ok i'm done, NOPE!
*period blood all over clothes*

by basicb June 10, 2017

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A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016

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A pass from gym class

"why weren't you in gym? "
"period..."
"oohhhh"

by zek123 July 2, 2016

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Once a month visit from "The Flow" comes unexpectedly, hangs around for a bit then buggers off for a month.

"Flow is online, Like a period.. once a month"

by Gazatron June 7, 2018

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women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle

today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete

by jaylakills June 26, 2020

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