Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

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per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.

Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.

by Lucinda G. March 7, 2016

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per head

Another way of saying "for each person." Is typically used for accounting calculation purposes

The cost of one Executive Seating to see the Blue Angels perform at Naval Air Facility El Centro is $60 per head.

by DJRayRay May 3, 2016

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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016

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