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Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.
" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "
by Orlofsky October 22, 2011
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kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.
OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!
by General SUbsea September 6, 2013
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Party Packer

The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.
Ah fuck who brought Todd,he's such a party packer.
by Pete5150 July 28, 2014
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salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017
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doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.
by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"
by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016
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Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010
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