The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.
" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "
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The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.
by Pete5150 July 28, 2014
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This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017
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by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010
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