by WALETHEGAY March 31, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is a hands down sexy beast and most of the time has a 7 to 8 inch cock. A Lot of the time is a amazing love mate and can fuck your brains out. Patrick can be an amazing guy to start and life/love life with. He trys to date people with the names Sara or shaelyn but thay dont want to admit that thay will fall for im.
by PatrickIsNotGay March 22, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. 
Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.
by iiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaayyyyyyy February 25, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018
Get the Patrickmug. Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.
"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011
Get the Patrickmug. A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him
by Bythat one May 24, 2018
Get the Patrickmug.