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When a lady bleeds out of her cootchieeee 1 a month because her uterus wants to rip her up so be nice to her >:(...never ask a girl if she is on her |period|
by Heyitsmewhatsup February 16, 2020
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women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle
today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete
by jaylakills June 26, 2020
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A period is when a female SUFFERS from bleeding and cramps,and men say that women aren’t funny and weak.we bleed EVERY MONTH/YEAR. THE FUCK. It’s also the month/year when females aren’t too happy and are very mad because of all these hormones.
Female:GOD I HATE THESE CRAMPS.
Other female:you’re on you period...aren’t you?
by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020
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a term used to describe a woman’s monthly 3-7 day experience of pure hell, including being what seems like stabbed in the uterus, bleeding out of your vagina like niagara falls, and going full on bitch mode.
“i think patricia is on her period, she yelled at janet that she was going through hell and didn’t wanna deal with her shit while bleeding out of her vagina.”
by bree m September 25, 2017
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The time ofor the month when you shouldn't mess with a girl, ask if she's on her period if she's crying or basically do anything otherwise it will annoy her and she will fucking fight you.
James: "Are you on your period?"

Amanda: "Oh, is it because im sad? JAMES SHUT UP YOUR SO STUPID!"

James: "It was just a question!"
by Emmi Clifford October 26, 2017
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basically a womens uterus wants you to bleed to death.
you: it's a wonderful day today
uterus: BLEED BITCH!
you: damn it
uterus: ok i'm done, NOPE!
*period blood all over clothes*
by basicb June 10, 2017
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Ah shit, I got my period now I can't do basically everything I wanted to do this week!
by WedgieInMaBooty February 22, 2017
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