paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.

He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."

by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011

carly patterson

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

carly patterson

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.

Carly Patterson is a superb gymnast.

by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

Patterson

A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.

Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!

by Grandmaster Darsh September 5, 2011

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009