The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
Get the Orange Whale Ownermug. by allahmannumber7 December 21, 2019
Get the group ownermug. A literal god. Sometimes is a bit gay but other then that wrx owners are huge sigmas with great lives. Best awd drive system. A blown up wrx is better then any bmw.
by wrxowner January 14, 2025
Get the Wrx ownermug. On December 17th, you have to be kind to the server owner of a small server/friend server on any kind of social platform (ex. Discord)
by lobster meat JK December 16, 2023
Get the Be kind to the owner day.mug. by THE JOKER September 5, 2013
Get the Reece the Ownermug. On October 21st, all members of a discord server have to obey the owners all wishes and commands. Any member that disobeys can get instantly banned.
by DeviX8211 October 21, 2022
Get the Obey the owner daymug. by sharm00t4 January 9, 2022
Get the super ownermug.