Brilliant Execution in the Ontario Region

This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.

Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"

Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!

Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!

by night hawk light stock August 28, 2013

Newcastle, Ontario

A small scenic farming community situated in Ontario's rich agricultural lands. Known for its rich apple crops. Currently becoming overrun by suburbanites who enjoy nothing but complaining.

"The best place to buy apples is Newcastle, Ontario!"

by EnvironmentalAmbassador October 1, 2013

Waterford Ontario

Waterford is a small town in southern Ontario. It's a fuckin retirement town with nothing to do at all but sit and get old and die. It has a good bakery that's about it. the police turn they're lights on to pass the slow ass people. No one wants to live here and no one is ever "living" here. it reeks of death and you have a single Tim Hortons for the entire town. that's it.

Person: You know about Waterford Ontario?
Person 2: hardly.
Person: Exactly.

by Ovcharka November 25, 2020

massey ontario

massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.

Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.

by jesus234 November 8, 2008

Worst Case Ontario

Thunder Bay.

Thunder Bay is Worst Case Ontario.

by Gootzie September 20, 2022

Barrie, Ontario

Barrie is a city in Ontario. It's a pretty cool spot, especially on the best day ever: McDonald's Coupon Day. During this day, in the streets of Barrie, the skids go crazy.

Barrie, Ontario, well connected, well played.

by Toss Weigh September 29, 2020

Otario

A kind ,loving person but can also be a bitch sometimes with ppl who treats him bad or do him wrong because all he did was cares for each anybody

Otario is a kind but also a deadly person somtimes

by Madenn February 9, 2020