grindin' one out

Masturbating to the point where you're basically grinding your penis
"Bro, did you SEE Tyler grindin' one out? That dude's nasty!"
by RaresGheorghiu February 01, 2021
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Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
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Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
by Spamfritter July 17, 2008
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Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.
Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.
by Naughty Loulou March 09, 2023
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Nomming One Out

Whenever you are hungry, especially 'starving', or simply craving something
by LukeyBoy February 27, 2011
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one plug blow out

A one plug blow out is where one half of the strap on a pair of thongs pulls away from the base, causing a (usually) embarrassing fall.

Generally occurs while running or from walking through a puddle while drunk.
Bystander 1: How did the police catch that bag snatcher?
Bystander 2: He had a one plug blow out running past their parade.
by jlif April 20, 2010
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