I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
by soggy waffle December 17, 2009
by Davy "Spence" Jones October 13, 2007
a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
by Chiggers Dudley April 14, 2008
ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 03, 2009
Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
by Bloke A! October 22, 2009
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
by Miss muffett's boy toy January 10, 2006
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter July 11, 2007