The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
Get the The brand bandit!mug. A Brand BOT is an automated crawler or ROBOT that visits websites usually when links to a site are posted on Twitter to see whether the "Brand" is mentioned within the posted webpage.
These Brand BOTS make up a large majority of BOTS that visit a site during a Twitter Rush and do nothing to benefit the site in question. They usually just overload the sites server, often causing a slow down that effects the speed of a loading webpage.
These Brand BOTS make up a large majority of BOTS that visit a site during a Twitter Rush and do nothing to benefit the site in question. They usually just overload the sites server, often causing a slow down that effects the speed of a loading webpage.
Stupid Brand BOTS took my site down during a Twitter Rush when I posted that link to my new blog article in a Tweet.
I am going to fill my .htaccess file up with every Brand BOT I can find and ban them from visiting my site.
I am going to fill my .htaccess file up with every Brand BOT I can find and ban them from visiting my site.
by TripleDipped February 28, 2020
Get the brand botmug. Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.
My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.
by MetalGuru April 5, 2009
Get the Brand Punishmentmug. Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}
Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name
Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name
by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011
Get the brand loyaltymug. A brand snob is someone who has clothing, equipment, accessories, etc. from brands who are expensive and are popular
by Robinnnuk December 10, 2017
Get the brand snobmug. An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.
by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014
Get the brand journalistmug. by SweetN8 July 30, 2014
Get the Bro-brandmug.