Smark tears

The tears of a smark.

To quote from a fellow Urban Dictionary article, a smark is "A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it. "
Usually the term will be used when a person who the smarks don't want to win (i.e Jason Jordan, Roman Reigns, John Cena, etc.) get their way as a result of WWE booking, thus the smark waterworks start flowing.
Person 1: Did you hear that Roman Reigns won a match against Finn Balor for the Universal Championship?
Person 2: He must have drank his daily dose of Smark tears.
by Mongolmongol March 05, 2018
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cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 18, 2016
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tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!
Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011
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nostalgia tears

Nostalgia tears are the tears you shed during a moment of intense nostalgia.

Mostly this happens when you listen to a song you used to love listening to as a kid. Your brain remembers simpler and happier times of your life and you miss them.
Dude I just listened to (insert song here) and omg that really gave me nostalgia tears to my eyes..why can't things be this simple again?
by Turkish gnome August 12, 2019
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Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.
“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.
That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.
by Dic Penderyn May 02, 2018
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the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.
by aaron and kristy November 10, 2008
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