Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 26, 2024

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.

good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.

by HowManyTries July 26, 2024

Pint Spiller

When a specific section of a song usually the breakdown is so intense, that you feel the urge to throw down and throw your pint, harder than Princess Diana's Driver drove into the tunnel wall, then it is deemed a Pint Spiller,

Man, that new Child Sodomiser song is the biggest Pint Spiller ive ever heard, i spilled thirty pints just listening to the first verse.

by WilliamJamesRoss November 21, 2010