Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

by Avila A. July 20, 2016

Octopussies

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017

Octopussy

noun. A boy who cannot chose only one girl and has an arm around every girl in the club/bar. Tentacles for days to reach that pussy.

Can also be used as a verb (octopussying)

Yo, check out Reece. He is such an octopussy tonight! He's got like 8 girls...

by bronx babe October 14, 2017

octopussarian

An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.

My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.

by pipesucker May 23, 2018

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

octopus game

Game about octopus where people losr or win
winner get money loser get die by octopus.

i watch octopus game for 10 days straight
i play the game of octopus
i won octopus game and get big prize

by bug man bug man cool bug man November 2, 2021